Alternate universe in which everyone is mad scientists. Agatha has two boyfriends, each more problematic than the last, also an army of pseudo-orcs(?) and a sentient castle. Everything is clan politics and brainwashing and everything hurts, but sometimes it’s hilarious.
I love that you registered the blob.
Julie went to the trouble of pointing it out at some point, so I figured it was significant in some way!
King Arthur is a busty girl in a miniskirt and is possibly also Excalibur, she teams up with people from other mythologies to fight EVIL, also there is a sad panda named Kariya and a large blob. I think?
send me an ask about a fandom i know nothing about and i will summarize it as best i can
i aIm to please* (*read: RUIN) NO BUT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED CRUSADER HERC WHO HAS A SON ON CRUSADE SO ESSENTIALLY ALL THIS KID’S KNOWN IS WAR AND SEIGES AND TRAVELLING AND HAS NEVER ACTUALLY LIVED IN PEACETIME. HAVE YOU CONSIDERED STACKER COMING BACK FROM CRUSADE AND KNOWING HE HAS MAYBE LEPROSY OR SOME MEDIEVAL DEGENERATIVE POX AND SO SETS HE AND MAKO UP IN A RELIGIOUS COMMUNITY THAT’S A HOSPICE SO HE JOINS AS LIKE A LAY BROTHER ON THE UNDERSTANDING THAT HE GETS TO DIE THERE EVENTUALLY AND MAKO’S TAKEN CARE OF (THERE ARE NUNS). HAVE YOU CONSIDERED STACKER PENTECOST IN FULL 12TH CENTURY ARMOUR THOUGH. HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HERC HANSEN WALKING THE WALLS WITH THE COMMON SOLDIERS BECAUSE ALL THE CLERICS AND ENVOYS AND PATRIARCHS ARE JUST ROBES AND FLASHY SMILES.
(publishing this on the chance someone takes Pacific Rim CrusaderAU and does something fun with it)
reblogging for PERFECTION
lord preserve me from fratricide amen
One time, the Queen of England decided to knight a loyal member of her country who happened to be Jewish.
This man knew that knights were supposed to say something in Latin as the Queen knighted them, but didn’t remember the line, so he quickly said “ma nishtana halaila hazeh micol haleilot”
This, of course, confused the Queen, who turned to her advisor and asked “Why is this knight different from all other knights?”
westmark racebend → jamie chung as zara
She was sharp-tongued but quick-witted and, by trade a dressmaker, clever with her hands.
This was a commission for a Christmas gift from one friend of mine to another. The receiver is a big fan of Patrick O’Brian’s Aubrey and Maturin novels which were the basis of the film Master and Commander. This scene in particular was asked for as a subject. It rather fittingly involves Dr. Maturin scolding Captain Aubrey for getting the ship’s pet sloth drunk: "Jack, you have debauched my sloth".
Most of inking was actually done on the computer with a tablet as I can’t exist these days without an undo button.
You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.
We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”
I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”
He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.